{"id":338,"date":"2014-06-26T13:26:30","date_gmt":"2014-06-26T13:26:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ahorseforonebin.co.uk\/?p=338"},"modified":"2014-06-26T13:50:19","modified_gmt":"2014-06-26T13:50:19","slug":"speed-killing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ahorseforonebin.co.uk\/?p=338","title":{"rendered":"speed (killing)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I haven&#8217;t been home much since I moved in. I know it&#8217;s been seven weeks since I got the keys to the new house, but I&#8217;ve probably spent eight nights here in that time.<\/p>\n<p>Not that long, really.<\/p>\n<p>But long enough to realise that there was a problem, of some kind, with the broadband speed.<\/p>\n<p>I raised this with my ISP. They put me on hold and ran &#8216;a few tests&#8217; and yep, they came back on the line and said &#8220;You should be getting better performance than that!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>They put me on hold again and went off to do something else.<\/p>\n<p>A couple of minutes later they said &#8220;It looks like Openreach have put you on the wrong kind of broadband. I&#8217;ve raised this issue with our provisioning team and within 24 hours you should be getting speeds closer to what you expected.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Twenty-four hours later I ran a speed test that yielded<\/p>\n<p>Download: 70mbs<br \/>\nUpload: 20mbs<\/p>\n<p>So well done to Plusnet for sorting things out.<\/p>\n<p>And a big fuck off you useless fucktards Openreach, for giving me 8mbs down and 1.2mbs up, when I should have been getting 70\/20 from day one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I haven&#8217;t been home much since I moved in. I know it&#8217;s been seven weeks since I got the keys to the new house, but I&#8217;ve probably spent eight nights here in that time. Not that long, really. But long enough to realise that there was a problem, of some \u2026 <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/ahorseforonebin.co.uk\/?p=338\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-338","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-admin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ahorseforonebin.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/338","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ahorseforonebin.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ahorseforonebin.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ahorseforonebin.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ahorseforonebin.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=338"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ahorseforonebin.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/338\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":339,"href":"https:\/\/ahorseforonebin.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/338\/revisions\/339"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ahorseforonebin.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=338"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ahorseforonebin.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=338"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ahorseforonebin.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=338"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}